By the time you read this article, your eyelashes will probably have turned from dark to a brilliant orange and a golden red.
They will have turned grey or blue or yellow or be completely opaque.
They’ll have faded and curled and been stained and scuffed.
They won’t have turned a golden brown.
And you’ll probably have started to wonder: When will I be able and willing to use this new, shiny, neon-orange eyelash colour?